BRANDY Satire-Magazin

Pilotenwitze - Witz Nr. 18

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Pilot: "Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo estabished ILS 16." Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, Guten Tag, cleared to land 16, wind calm - and by the way: this is Wien Tower." Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) "Bratislava Tower, Oscar Oscar Kilo passed the outer marker." Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo roger, and once more: you are approaching Vienna!" Pilot: (Nach einer Denkpause) "Confirm, this is NOT Bratislava?" Tower: "You can believe me, this is Vienna! Pilot: (Nach einer erneuten Pause) "But why? We want to go to Bratislava, not to Vienna!" Tower: "Oscar Oscar Kilo, roger. Discontinue approach, turn left 030 and climb to 5000 feet, vectors to Bratislava."

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